All I want for Christmas is a Spanking

by patty, Dec 1 2007

There lives here a negligent blogger

Who often daydreams of a flogger

Used hard on her ass

By a man with the brass

To discipline, spank and bird dog her

 

Of late she’s in menopause

Though natural changes the cause

Let’s be very frank

An oft applied spank

Would help her to focus and pause

 

The blogger has written Saint Nick’s

And suggested her holiday picks

“Dear Santa please come

And I’ll bare my bum

Then bend cross your lap for my licks

 

“No need for black coal in my stocking

I’d be better off with a spanking

My bare bottom red

Might help clear my head

Could your elves make a paddle from planking?”

Hi y’all.  Just a quick post for now.  I’m hoping to spend the day drawing some new spanking Christmas and Hanukah cards. 

5 Responses to “All I want for Christmas is a Spanking”

  1. Maggie Says:

    ha! That’s absolutely adorable! :) I hope Saint Nick brings your special present! Wouldn’t that be a great way to spend Christmas day… with rosy buns?!?! Would you mind if I printed this out for Santa? I’m thinking that if he’s got his elves making a paddle for you, then maybe making 2 wouldn’t be too much trouble. ;) Hope that you’re feeling better.

  2. jeff Says:

    Heres to hoping that both of you get what you have been wishing for.As a Christmas bonus,heres to hoping you get a lifetime supply!

  3. Paul Says:

    Patty, I don’t often wish I was Santa. ;)
    What a lovely picture, Santa going Ho with each spank and your butt matching his costume. ;) :)
    You don’t just need a paddle but also someone to wield it, lets hope that both wishes are fulfilled this Christmas. :)
    Love and warm hugs,
    :) :) :)
    Paul.

  4. pattydraws Says:

    LOL Maggie feel free to include with Santa’s eggnog and cookies at your house. Here’s hoping he heats up your hiney good and proper. LOL

    :) from your dwindling supply of fingers to Santa and the Saints hearts Jeff

    Ho Ho Ho Paul! We can enjoy the possibilities and daydreams our wishes bring us and work for the realities. Let’s hope that together they acheive fulfillment.

    Love you guys.
    patty

  5. jeff Says:

    Hasnt affected my ryinf,my yping,,my dexterity at all,,,,

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