A cure for a rant

A Cure for a rant

©2007, patty

Sleep eluded her until well after 2 AM, while Eamon slept soundly next to her.  Not even a pillow over her head could drown out the annoying cadence of his peaceful breathing and occasional soft snore.  She thought to elbow him awake so he’d roll over and give her time to get into sleep before he got deep enough to breath like that again.  She restrained the urge, and at some point must have dozed off, because his farting stumble to the bathroom at dawn startled her out of a dream about choosing floor tiles.

Sheila moaned and rolled deeper under the comforter and stole Eamon’s pillow to further bury her head.  Every sound he made set her nerves on edge.  She had not had enough sleep, and she knew his mindless lumbering around was going to create just enough din to make sure she could not go back to sleep.  Fortunately she didn’t have to work today.  It was the beginning of a four day stretch off.  Eamon’s shift didn’t begin until two PM, so she felt no quilt lying in and letting him do the breakfast chores and the launching of children off to school.  

The school day morning noise level in their mostly happy home was probably in the ear damaging decibel range most days, though usually Sheila hardly noticed it.  This morning though, all she wanted was quiet.  Every grunt, howl, crash of dishes, thump of running feet, whining chatter of childish bickering about blue socks, every sound was an irritant; a reminder that she wasn’t asleep and she wasn’t going to get to go back to sleep.

Forever passed with Sheila in restless torment and then blissful silence.  They were out the door.  If she couldn’t have sleep, at least she had her house to herself and peace.  For twenty minutes at least until Eamon came back from walking his charges the half mile to their school.  That was her cue to get up and have her privacy in the bathroom.  Go pee, brush her teeth, shower, shave pits, calves and panty line, wash & wrap her hair, and then don one of Eamon’s clean oversized t shirts and putter out to the kitchen was the plan, and it went uninterrupted.  That accomplishment did a little to smooth the restless cranky edge lack of sleep had put on over her usually sunny morning mood.  

Coffee was the next objective, and she managed to revel in the silken warmth of at least the first mouthful before Eamon invaded her quiet.  Sometimes the man just had no idea how big and loud his presence was.  What he innocently intended to be an exuberant good morning kiss, ended up being a sweaty physical intrusion.

Sheila didn’t say anything, but Eamon could feel her mood.  

“Wrong side of the bed?” he chuckled.

“You snore!” she growled.

“So you’ve said before.  Only bother’s you when you’re out of sorts, so what’s the issue now?”

“Oh shut up!  You don’t get to pronounce my mood and declare an issue that doesn’t exist.” Sheila got up to go to the pantry for cereal.

“Alrighty then,” he laughed. “I’ll lay odds we end up with an issue to deal with by supper time, just based on your mood.”

“Stop it!  You’re not going to goad me into bickering with you right now.  So please just don’t.”  Sheila was already beyond goaded though.  The urge to cuss and throw things hovered just under her hairline.  An aura reader probably would have seen the simmering purplish red glow that was her temper.

Eamon’s prediction was off by about seven hours.

“God Fucking damned pigs all of you!“ Sheila hollered from behind the refrigerator door.

“What?” Eamon moved closer thinking something serious was wrong.

Sheila came out from behind the door and threw the problem at him.  The empty quart jug of 2% milk hit him square in the chest.  

“You fed them this morning!  You poured milk on their cereal and you put the empty jug back in the fridge, and then you walked past the 7-11 twice.  Did you get more milk for me?  You knew we were out after all.  You put the empty jug in the fridge.  Why do you always do shit like that.”

Eamon caught the jug and calmly set it on the counter.  Sheila was cute standing there fists balled up every muscle twitching with temper.  He was tempted to laugh, but knew that would escalate things more than he wanted them too.

Instead he lunged caught his wife around the waist and muscled her over his lap.  She wasn’t initially open to the cure Eamon intended to apply to her mood, so he had to do a little work and struggle a bit with her will.  It didn’t take long.  Maybe ten minutes and Sheila’s cranky edge was completely burned off, and her crimson bare bottom bore the evidence.

“Feel better?” Eamon held her snug until she relaxed in his arms.  Sheila nodded closing her eyes with a sigh.  “I’m sorry.”

That was his cue to lift her up and carry her back to bed.

Sheila yielded to the remaining curative ministrations Eamon applied; mainly the deep penetration of his cock and gentle kneading and massaging of his hands.  Nothing helped Sheila get past the restless irritations that kept sleep away better than a sound cathartic spanking and slow gentle sex.  After making sure she’d had a good cry and a good cum, Eamon tucked her back in under the covers with orders to stay there until lunch was ready.  Sheila smiled and snuggled down, easily dozing off to what had been maddeningly elusive, but now very comforting dreams within seconds.

 

 

6 Responses to “A cure for a rant”

  1. jeff Says:

    Perfect!Sheila acts like that stings quite a bit,the way she’s frog-legging it there.The things you gotta go through for a good nap,huh?Great drawing as always

  2. George Says:

    It’s wonderful that you are writing again! I hope that you will finish some of the stories that you started on Satin and Lace. your writing is excellent! I do enjoy it.

  3. Rebecca Marie Says:

    Patty,
    Another great story and drawing. I don’t know how you have the time to do all of these stories and drawings lately, but I, for one, am really enjoying them. It’s funny how everyday things sometimes become such irratations (I’m assuming that with a man and two boys in the house these irratations were everyday happenings) that they cause lack of sleep, or how lack of sleep can cause everyday events to be so irritating. It’s even funnier how a spanking, even one that you don’t want along with a little sex can cure all of it. Shiela may have gotten up on the wrong side of the bed, bt Eamon knew just how to get her back on the right side pretty quick.:) Take care of yourself.

    Love,
    Becca

  4. Paul Says:

    Dearest Patty, your stories always move me and remind me of happier times. Mel wasn’t often that crotchety, but when she was the cure was very similar even to the gentle ending. A+ dear girl, as if I had any right to grade you!!!
    Love and warm hugs, :-) :-) :-)
    Paul.

  5. Tiggr Says:

    OMG Patty, I just love the Eamon and Sheila stories more than anything else that you write… like Paul said, reminders of gentler, softer, easier times…

    Hugs and love,
    Tiggs

  6. pattydraws Says:

    Yup Jeff Sheila often reacted like that, especially when she had to be convinced to get on a smarter page 8 & a half times out of ten all ti took was a firm scalding interlude. As you can see, Eamon had only one more tug to get her over his left thigh where he could trap those frog legs with his right leg and get down to business. At least that time he was fast enough to pre-empt punches, gouges and kicks…. Yes the sting woke her up, got her attention and let her toss off nameless crap and purge it from her world.

    I’ll do my best George. I’m working on finishing two key works… Lindy’s Choice posted on Satin & leather and Winder Wonders, currecntly posted on Bethany’s Woodshed, but soon to be moved out to this site & where ever I decide to move Satin & leather as doamin renewal costs come back up…

    LOLOLOLOL Becca in my experience it’s only every day things that have the power to be effectively dealt with quickly like this. The serious stuff might prompt the need for soundly administered reassurance encounters, or they may even suspend anything that D/s and spanking especially if it makes for a sense of inequitable sense of partnership. Bless god for the little things and their potential…..

    Thank you Paul. Good for Mel. I’m crotchety far too much these days, much more so than I was years ago…. There’s a lot to be said for the ending gentle and of course the precursor to it… ;)

    TY Tiggs. I’m resolved to resurect Eamon & Sheila now that I’m past all the hate and recriminations. We lived a very valuable truth for this community and I think there are still things we have to share. I’m glad you still love Eamon & Sheila. I owe them my sanity…

    p

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